THE RETURN

This article is written in real time. That means that I typed as I watched. So forgive me for any mistakes.

Here it is! Here it is! I'm actually watching "Previously on Gilmore Girls..."

We left Lorelai naked in Christopher's bed, but that's not were start off. Rory wakes to a disaster and opens a box of...wait...it's not rose. It's a rocketship. And then were are off to the moment I've been waiting for -- Lorelai and Chris. Chris has his arm over the sweet girl, but she brushes it off and heads like a mad woman for the door. Um, hello Lor. Is this your coyote ugly? I think not. OMG! What you are doing to me? Why does Lor have to look so disgusted? Well, disgusted isn't the right word I'd use. After all, I still have hope. So I'll say shock.

Yeah! Babette. She's on Lor's couch when Lor does the shame walk in to her own house. Don't worry though. Babette didn't sleep walk. It was the dog. But that's not the thing. Babette knows...which means that everyone knows. Ha! What a shock! Oh, that's from Babette's under garments. Her panties are in the drier. Crazy, crazy let me tell ya.

Paris Geller - Harsh has ever. And hey, looks like she lost some wait. Did anyone else catch this? Doesn't matter. What matters is that Paris hits the nail with Logan being gone and the whole long distance relationship. Well, the limbo if you ask Paris.

Oh, after the SAT thing it runs to Lor and Luke. Yep! The caffine and genetics clip rolls in this. As well as the "there's you...there's me...there's no us." Man, got to say that I love that. But my mind is now flipped. It's funny time. Sookie and Michelle are the two who are arm wrestling. And our sunshine girl won...and she goes on and on about it. She has superpower, super bionetic wrists. Then wham! The supportive friends talk. Well, Sookie is on the Luke lily pad, but I'm glad that Lorelai is saying no. Then Lor drops the Chris shoe. And there she goes again. Sookie on the Luke lily pad, which opens the door for Lor's breakdown rant. I mean after all, who doesn't want to be in the passenger seat? And I'm glad that she realizes that Luke has separated "them."

Pudding break.

Okay. I'm back.

From the break, we open up to Luke's Diner. And oh, boy he is a bad mood. More of a bad mood than last...two years ago. Yes, more mean to Ceasar and crazy. Hescrambles a customer's eggs on the customer's own plate. But there is the same Taylor/Luke banter that we all know and love.

Lorelai and Rory are now talking in the Dragon Fly Inn. Rory tells of the bad bye, the bad, bad bye and Lor tells of the breakup. So they decided not to talk, where the "talk about how to not talk" clip flys in. And there is the sports talking. But you are never going to guess who they ask about sports? Yep, it's Michelle. He is the one who...whoa...he has a cast on...why? It's not talked about. You know who's talking, though. Rory and Logan. And there is no great communication because Rory doesn't know what the rocketship is for, and Logan doesn't give any hints, so we are in the dark some more. I like the dark. It's quite...I hate commercials!

Raquectball - Well, there is no playing. There's talking...about the rocketship and what it means, even the stupid parts about rocket gum. Then the Luke subjects comes up and one try at the game gives Lor a black eye...and that's over, which is good. The whole echo from the ball was driving me crazy.

Man, this episode is moving so fast. Lorelai empty her bathroom of Luke's junk (yeah...sorry) as Rory finds that there is no ice in the Gilmore house. So naturally, she goes to Doose. While there, she gets to witness the big crash to the diner. It was Kirk. He was doing the test run for the new traffic camera, but the flash was major. It was apocalyptic. At least, the crash wasn't Kirk's fought. He gets picked on enough.

Alright, we are back from another commercial and I must say that this episode is pretty funny. It's also drama crazy, which is great. But then Rory's talk of Fast and the Furious and the crash at warp speed is amazing. Plus, there is the cultter of our lives...which brings the vicious breakup talk back into our lives with piles. And Rory does what she does best...unlike Sookie. Rory lets it go. And so does all of the stuff in the house. Except the rocketship. Yes, the rocketship. We are back at it and so are the girls. There is still no meaning. Do you guys know what it is yet?

Chris - So hot! Why does she not want to be with Chris? I'd let him cook me dinner. Ah, this is so heartbreaking. She went to Chris for a reason, so why can't she remember that. I get it. She has been with Luke since last year and that's a lot of time to be with someone.

Rocketship -- Twilight Zone. The Long Morrow. Astronant. Suspended animation. True love. The rocketship means true love. Who knew?

Christmas - Way to bust that bubble Logan!

Luke/Lor end of episode talk - Oh, it starts off so cute. Luke is so cute. He packed the truck for the trip for them to elope. There is definitely some sweet sadness, since we know. But man, he's got me. He's got the best lines of the episode. A little too late, which Lorelai let's him know, which gives us the ending. Door slamming and taillights.

All right all. I have to sit and simmer. UM, wait. Next week looks AWESOME! Verbal battle in the streets. Hostile words between scorned lovers. Scenes for the next looks like a winner.